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19th-Mar-2004 08:53 pm - Quoth The Raven:: Collection 1
redtiger
Every day I endevour to find a quote that makes me think a little about life, just makes me laugh or raises an interesting point. As I don't want to cross-post I shall deliver some of the best ones from the last couple of weeks:

"Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them!"
-Homer Simpson

"Suru noha shippai nanimo shinai noha daishippai
[Doing is a mistake; not doing is a huge mistake]."
-Japanese Proverb

"If the mountain will not come to Mohammed,
Mohammed must go to the mountain".
-Islamic Proverb

"We are the chlorine in your gene pool"
-Gundam Wing Fanfiction [*]

"Bush implied that the only reason to have a nuclear arsenal would be to take over the world.. ironic, isn't it? "
- Anon

"Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth."
- Lazarus Long

"l337 h4x0r pwn3d j00, w00t w00t!
[An elite computer programmer has beat you. Really.]"
- L33t Sp34k

And if I think of any more, I'll update. Feel free to leave your favourites in the comments.
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